Before she goes

The stigma of having a successful relationship is but a taboo, i think. Its the degree of damage a relationship brings about that we should be concerned about. In my many years of 'lending my ears' to friends in dire need of someone to talk to, I came to realize that the notion of a successful relationship nothing but a myth. I can however tell you from exp, that merits in relationships are often earned in the bedroom and how good ur partner rates u. Once the rating falls, so does ur relationship merits, I noticed. Below r some attitudes that ur partner will choose to display as the room becomes darker.

1. Starts coming home late, with winges like "I work like a dog .... to support u, and this is how u repay me". Partner and lover are 'slamming' like rabbits while u wait at home with todays dinner cooked. She comes home an hour late n her mouth smells like shes been eating semen when u kiss her. Give it up. The game is up. Do urself a favour n throw in the towel. Its all over even if it ain't.

2. Partner changes the clothes they normally wear to a more sharper dress sense, this is usually required when courting a new sh*g. The undergarments is also laced with sexy g-strings and funny looking thongs. U can definitely bet that something fishy is going on. Sometimes partner would leave for the office with zero knickers n a tiny mini. You can be sure that she'll be getting some in the office loo n lunchtime she'll be having salami instead of a vege sandwhich like shes been having for the 2 years u've been with her.

3. In bed, partner suddenly throws a new move like a 'scissors-cut' penetration while lying on the sides and suggests that u explore ur sexuality with strangers or the usually pri-conscious partner feels exited about taking it outside or with a stranger in the park. This is definitely a critical sign that ur partner is doing someone else on the side, and feeling sexually aroused just thinking about it.

4. Ur partner sits u down on a chair and with a serious yet pitiful face starts the conversation with "As u know, all good things come to an end ......" or "U know how much I love u, but ....". Start packing ur bags .....ops and don't forget the last shag for old times sakes ...one for the road.

5. U get weird phones calls at late hours of the nite or odd times during the day .. especially when ur not around. Also, the most 'recent calls' on partners mobile are getting erased on a frequent basis. Check ur phone bills .. and if u see the pattern, call to justify and then u can start packing ..... I once ended a relationship on this. Caught her doing ex-bf, so it was one for the road baby .... well 2 maybe, consequently ... fondest memories of her, those were. Hope you made the right choices in choosing a partner n if u didn't, make sure u look carefully for these signs that ur relationship might be in trouble. Better to know early than not at all. Good luck.