Work in Speedos

The last year or so had been so busy for me. I momentarily felt like I was back in KL, working to live and living to work again. What a nightmare that was. It reminded me of why I left the ruthless city in the first place. I had finished my work contract with last employer and decided to take things easy for at least 2 months before I started to look for a new job again. Life was meant to be lived remember? Yes I remember. And live it I was going to. Thoughts of daydreams on my own time and lazy breakfasts’ under the morning sun came to mind and irked scores of smiles and childish laughter that would often puzzle those around me. But did I care? Nay. I was more focused on the idea of being an idol idle for some time and letting my engines cool off while my power goes to idle mode. Sweet as.

After a month of that, I felt so rejuvenated and replenished. My head was light and my thoughts very organized. It was time to start looking around again for things to do to pay for my house and trips back to KL. I had always harboured the thought of starting a business. This seemed the perfect moment to get those plans in motion and experiment. So I spent the next week or so just focusing on things that I thought I could do well and make money at the same time. There weren’t many things on that list but it was a start I thought. Heres my list in no particular order.

1. Open a swingers club to promote swinging.

2. Rent-a-husband service. This is an all in one service that rents out able bodied men to single dependent women to rent for a day to do the lawn, repair the garage, mend fences, take the kids out to the park and do the washing in the nude.

3. Fish tank and pool cleaner for divorced women.

4. Tour guide who specializes on beach tours where women customers are supplied with speedos.

5. Kissing booth?