Dawg it like a Man

In today's world, challenging economic pressures and straineous social commitments could sometimes cause mild enxiety to horny good people. Especially with massive traffic crawls and idiotic driver attitude to make the bad... badder n the worse ... worser. This often leads to harsh dissapointments, emotional frustrations and naked boobies on camelia's chest stress. Sounds like an Isaac Assimov fictional novel, but sadly these are the true realities for much of the millions inhabiting KL and her borough. In challenging moments like these, the medical journal states that one of the quickest, easiest and most efficient ways to reduce the level of stress and exiety is to wank swear, slur, maki .. whickever term tickles ur fancy. The medical journal also propogates spantaneous sex with stangers u find attractive in starbucks and who find u irresistable seductive, but thats a different story altogether.

As far as swearing is concerned, a mild manner goodie virgin man like me finds it very difficult to verbally convey obscenities to another fellow man, or woman unless she screams my name n tells me to ride faster while slapping my bare bum. As a result i often find myself on the receiving end of this stick on most occasions. In the past I have been called a lot of things (stallion,sexy beast & shaggy r some of them ... "bulu-man" more recently).... u name it, and chances are that the word has been used on me. Like a dawg, i take it by the tip and nip it in the bud, very similar to handling bare boobies in the shower.

My name calling or 'slurs' have come from rivals, classmates who want to be no.1 in class (and I'm in their way), heart-broken ex-gf, jealous bf, bosses, customers, suppliers, asshole I trashed at school, wankers I pissed everyday, bankrupt husbands whose wives a do a bit of gardening for, sexually challenged neighbours and the list just goes on .. and on. Now, its not that I don't mind being called 'certain parts of the human body' or 'certain animals' terms, but I really think that the entire event actually trains you to control your anger and suppresses the internal flare that very so often burns people up and destroys their lives. It is such a good training ground for character development. In fact there was an incident just yesterday that happened where the caller put down the phone after voices were raised. But like a real gentleman, i just put on the yusof kelana face n take it in stride.

Everytime somebody 'slurs' me ... I just take a deep breath and tell myself 'It ain't worth it!' .. and calm myself with naked images of sheryl and cum stare in the face of anger in a non-intimidated fashion. Not literally of course. Sometimes i dream of the ocean n how i would drop by boxers before jumping in for a bit of a skinnydip swim. Strudding monster tool all day in the office could get a bit stuffy. So a bit of sunshine n fresh air always does it good. But back to my point, after my imaginary swim things would often work out fine once more n i would have forgotten the incident that just happened. Over time i feel pretty immune to swears thrown at me.

Over the years, the amount of 'slurs' I have accumulated, both domesticaly and abroad, have greatly improved my vocabulary and grammar in the swear dept. This explains my collection of rich obscene, disgusting yet explicit vocabulary, that I carry around like zain carrying around his penile-enlarger. So being 'slurred' to does have its benefits. Just wished jumping in bed naked with both shell n sheryl on their horny nite was one of them. Or maybe taking a shower with thinktankgurl while massaging cow's milk oil onto maya's bare naked skin. Or cooking for sooz in the nude, naked chef style. I better stop here before i strike off my puasa. Selamat Hari Raya. Maaf Zahir Batin. Especially you ladies who I have so often mentally undressed and done some rather inappropriate things to. Have fun.