Looking Back in my Class Yearbook

If you're like me, always wondering about the past like, what ever happened to that sweet chick i dated in school, or that perv i used to sit next to in class then you know that its essential to keep in contact with old class mates to know what had become of them. Of my ALevels class of 32 students in 1991, i only ever keep in touch with just a handfull of them. These are the ones with whom i got along in college, and whose growth into the working world were more or les parallel to mine and who ever called back to organize dinner at Mama's chop at Terminal 2, subang. With these kids, i kept in constant touch, had occasional get togethers to bitch about life and talk about women and exchange career advice once a while. But the majority of classmates i had, i never heard of from .. ever again. So when the subject of what ever happend to them.... was brought up recently, here is the story.

To answer yan's concern on the other classmates, here are my updates on them.

Mader - Last we heard he came back from UK and worked for Astro. but his lying alter ego got him in trouble again when he told Astro bosses that he was ceo in his last job. After some psycho evaluation, he was retrenched and rehired on contract but with similar pay. Now i hear he is in charge for japanese-to-english cartoon translations. But who cares about this one, his rich datuk dad would probably let him run the family company soon anyways. Is it true that he had a hot sister who likes wearing 2 piece g-string to the public swimming pools?

Nini - Last seen with balding hubby in customs office when they brought home a merc S class for dad. Everything is good when you flash dad's money aaaa.

Niza - this one was seen last in subang jaya with husband and kid. She worked for a company i can't pronounce but hated the job. Not much updates. Probably too busy making babies.

Lixa - last seen in bangsar shopping center with husband and nxrxl. she looks the same although husband looked like a dodgy itm student from my alevel days. undisclosed sources revealed that shes trying hard at becoming a good wife and is thinking of setting up a tv program called 'Extreme make over - malaysian edition' for some tv station starring her husband as the host and first candidate.

Ezrxdxnx - this one married the lost dude with different coloured shoes in a simple overseas ceremony to legalize her sexual needs then. This story has been confirmed by undisclosed sources who knew her and studied at the same uni as husband. the couple went seperate ways after she discovered that they were indeed other men that could bump n grind better than he ever could .. and they even lived closer to her. She came home as a divorcee, although denies it till this day, and worked as a diver on a platform full off hot blooded males who constantly jerk off with images of her in diving gear. after numerous marriage proposals from the drilling crew, she settles down in kuantan with an expat driller who allows her constant access to the nasty discos in and around kuantan. It was at this time that Bad met up with her then. Although she claimed that she was single, Bad ignored her advances and said no when she invited him to her apartment to spend the nite. She had recently been spotted with a white man on a topless beach in cherating somewhere. My sources could not confirm it was her bcause attention was given more to the erect anotomy pair on the upper part of the female chest than recognizing her face. Still investigating.

Wxxio - being married to a rich dude, i hear shes longing for a real man with expert ninja skills that could make her blush when taking it off, knows when to go fast, knows when to slow it down, and packs a punch to make her scream her organs out .. again and again .. for the whole nite through. Soemthing that her man's money could never buy. Shes got her kids, her husband, her cars, her money .. now she needs a real man. Any takers?

Shxz - Last seen at KFC with farid on somekind of a weird date or something in 1999. My date then was annoyed at her persistance in forcing us to join her for lunch. I explained to date that it was probably bcause she didn't want to be left alone with farid. The success of her dad in becoming a govt mouth piece had over shadowed her chances of finding a real man. A man whose not after daddy's money or silver merc. Her opinionated character and strong concious beliefs have found her an umno youth bf whose coming up in the ranks today. The 2 were married when she said yes .. to becoming his wife .. and yes to joining puteri umno.

Mudim - whos this guy again?


Farxd - with a hot gf and a burning desire to get a good education, he left kl for leeds in 1993. Due to the pressures of expectations to succeed and all, he experimented with homosexuality while in leeds and became an excessive alcoholic with an addiction to soft p0rn and drugs. He was dumped by his hot mama gf when she found him loking at dirty pics of men on the net and hes never forgiven himself for that ever since. Enrolling himself into AA anonymous, he cleaned up his act and went on the staright path again, kicking all his addictions and getting a sluty gf with an appitite for outdoor action. This enabled him to amplify his sexual needs and caused gf to give up on his sexual preferences. He now runs a video production called private reality that fronts as a wedding video company, but produces home made p0rn flicks for the asia market which shots he takes through a pin hole camera he takes with him when visits the ladies. He was last seen coming out of a spa with tun on the 16th floor of dynasty hotel.

Izan - if i can only remember how the guy looks like.

The names of the characters in the story have been changed to protect the their true identities