King Kong and the Screen Test

After watching my first feature film King Kong at the age of 4, I decided then that I was going to be a film producer. I've always been interested in movies n film production in general. The snazzy scripts and the intensed dialouges often distinguish a successfull film from the rest of the bunch.

It is an industry fact that directors with a lively personality and an intensed outlook on life somehow generate this intensity, enveloped with their creativity on to the films they produce. Spike Lee, Tanrantino and Coppola are fine examples of how the human personality together with an immense proportion of creativity and film inguity have produced epic films that mesmerized entire nations.

However getting my foot in the movie industry, can be quite a challenge. Female actors have been known to sleep with directors to get a place in a movie, but for a middle aged male prostitute director wanna be like meself, the path to stardom is a little more thorny and a lot less travelled. I don't really think i can really sleep myself to the top somehow.

So to fuel my obsession for film producing/directing i hve decided to take on smaller reality projects in the entertainment industry to climb this ladder of success in a smaller scale. My scripts would be small n combined with the curiousity of capturing the most intrinsic human behaviour ... yes illicit but intimate animalistic hard core mating... I would not mind being given the oppertunity to direct/produce/edit a full-blown adult production.

After giving it much thought, n with some reader's sugguestions, I've decided to sh@g screen test some eastern european hungarian models for the part of female lead in this production. I would somehow need to find a financer to pay for my budapest auditions in a seedy part of town I have yet to identify. Hungarian models r not only cheap, but also hot and often come as dyed in red. red heads r just so sexy i think. So does the curtains match the carpets? I find their exotic looks n beautifull well toned legs irresistably delicious. Constant working out in the gym gives them that mouth-watering athletic build, we often see when they take their knickers off. Their carved bum n orgasmic screams r also theaterically enhancing. This all adds to pull in the viewers n make a best seller in cinema standards. The eastern block women's ability to take 5 men at a time while displaying a seduced smile was also a critical factor in my decision to cast them. Their closest competitor is definately the m'sian girls. Damn i sound like a 70s pdaddy, pimping white girls from harlem. Booyyayaa.

As most of u know, m'sian chicks r good lovers n r delicate enuf to be able to induce their partner's bodily cries into explosive orgasmic shouts of pleasure. Their shy exterior n girl next door smiles r legendary to make men feel comfortably at home, but yet feel they're in a savage jungle feasting on a wild animal at the same time.

Their hesitations when unclothed with constant "Nooooo Noooo", switfly changes to a trance like smile mixed with pain, ecstasy n sadisfaction, make them today's ultimate cinema star material no doubt. Smooth skin n well-rounded-proportinate breast when uncovered, r also a common feature of most m'sian chicks i experienced noticed. Must be something in the m'sian air. I always knew that m'sian would be taking the world ..one way or the other.

It was a tough decision .. but in the end, it was the sexy hungarians that I will make stars in my low-budget but mind-blowing-pants-wetting production because it would be cheaper to have these sirens stripping bare compared to their m'sian counterparts. A joint production using the m'sian casts with the hungarian girls is definately on the table. Just a question of when i reckon. The lucky casts would then be given a gruesome but pleasuringly fun 3 hour induction by me on the latest tricks n techniques that viewers love and would be expecting in the film. The first hour would be completely theory, where i would talk dirty to them to get them in the correct mental state n dampness. Pictures and videos would also be played to aid casts in understanding the finer points in a more detailed approach, all this of course behind n beyond all moral grounds. The remaining time would be spent in a practical session where i would show them all that i have talked about the hour before.

Below r the required criteria .. if ur ever interested to screen test.
Height = Tall enough to look good wearing micro minis n tube tops (garments for the production). Not too tall as crouching n 'on hands n knees' r critical positions for participants to 'play' into/with. Mouth opening must be wide and cast must be willing to take my large objects into the mouth without puking or suffocating.

Bust = Must look hard, firm and of propotional size looking good in opposite gender hands n preferbably pointing upwards. Comestics could be provided. Sensitivity on tips, could be viewed as a bonus in selection criteria. This is critical in increasing viewer sensation in scenes.

Ability = Stamina to last hours wearing minimal or no clothing at all, in various compromising positions. Must be able to flex n bend, while retaining level of sensitivity, firmness, arousing dampness.

Attraction = enuf to make Hugh Hefner wet in his pants. Also wouldn't mind walking around naked on set while flirting with crew using body parts n sucktion will.

Does ur girlfriend qualify? Send her to me and i will screen test her to see if she does.