Things to do over the weekend

Its been a while since i had the time to utterly write on this site. Things have been going real fast over the last couple of weeks and i've been dogging it since. But the weekend was cold one, usually i'd be curled up in a thick duvet watching reruns of i love lucy. Sad as it may seem, i reckon its the best way to spend a cold freezy weekend avoiding frost bites. But this weekend was a bit different. The all blacks had beaten the Lions 3 straight games in a row and Tana Umaga displayed such brilliant skills, so inspiring that i almost headed down for a game at the local club. But nah .. i didn't need any broken bones this week. Thoughts of what i should do this weekend came to mind.

1. Solve world energy crisis so that everyone gets cheap energy to live on. No more dependency on petrol.

2. Form movement to rid the world of bloodsucking oil companies that rape the land and exploit its people to post a 50% profit while handing out bonuses to its senior management.

3. Go out to the local singles bar and come home with a curvy blonde name ingrid , with standup peckers and a brazillian wax job, who'll stay the week in my bed with her clothes on the floor.

4. Go house hunting again for a place to live. Did i tell you that i just sold my house after just 4 months for 12g more? I just found a brilliant place to rent in the bush. Its on a lonely balik-pulau type of road deep in the jungle. It has 3 rooms and all of them face the thick pine forest. Its like living in a remote cottage, the tyope you see on tv. Am seeing the agent today.

5. Visit parents and listen to them grumble about my way of life and my values. I'd usually have a smoke before i go see them ... and 1 after. Keeps my head straight i always think.